This just in from the North Pole:
SantaCon is this Saturday December 12th starting at Union Square at Noon.
As with years past, there are a number of neighborhoods which Santa may enjoy, with no single set route. Please remember as you make your way through the city that SantaCon is more than just a bar crawl! Take some time to do something creative, helpful or fun! Santa loves to give out gifts to children and those less fortunate. Please bring a new, unwrapped toy for the San Francisco Fire Department’s Toy Program, which will be collected at Union Square.
Making the most of your SantaCon:
With so many neighborhoods to explore, Santa is encouraged to spread out and explore different parts of the city. If a bar is too crowded, try going down the street and exploring somewhere new. Please be respectful of those working to serve you and remember, Santa should always tip!
Don’t Be That Santa.
Also, remember not everyone is participating in SantaCon. Don’t fuck with those who live in the neighborhood. Don’t urinate in public. SFPD will issue citations for bad behavior and no one wants that. Don’t make folks hate Santa.
Remember the Five Fucks:
Don’t Fuck with police.
Don’t Fuck with kids.
Don’t Fuck with security.
Don’t Fuck with bartenders.
Don’t Fuck with Santa.
Please don’t drink and drive. Use public transportation, taxis, ride sharing, etc. to get around safely.
Have a great time! For more official SF SantaCon information, check the official site here: https://sanfranciscosantarchy.wordpress.com/